Chip: I'll have the number 57, please.
Waiter: Sir, that's the price.
Chip: In that case, I'll have a number 4.
Waiter: A carrot.
Chip: Yes.

Chip: Penelope, I have a question to ask you.
Penelope: Oh. Oh no. So embarrassing.
Chip: Will you marry me?
Penelope: ....
Chip: Are you thinking about it?
Penelope: Barely.
Chip: Darling, listen to me. I've run out of money. I kind of need to go home.
Penelope: Where is home?
Chip: Bakersfield. California. In the sunshine state.
Penelope: Okay. I'll marry you. Okay, look. You must understand. I don't love you. I don't think you're very attractive. But I want to go to America, get green card. But then when I maybe find a different guy that is better looking, I go with him and I leave you.

Drive thru: Welcome to Que Rico. Can I take your order?
Martha: What do you want?
Chip: Uh, tangerine Fanta, please.
Martha: Um, tangerine Fanta, please.
Drive thru: Uh, we do not have that.
Martha: Um, they do not have that.
Chip: Tab is fine.
Martha: Um, just a Tab then.
Drive thru: No.
Martha: No.
Chip: Pepsi Lime.
Martha: Pepsi Lime?
Drive thru: We have Coke.
Martha: They have Coke
Chip: New or classic?
Martha: Is it new or classic?
Drive thru: Just regular Coke.
Chip: Okay, Schweppe's then. Schweppe's.
Martha: Okay, just a Schweppe's then.
Drive thru: Did you say Schweppe's?
Martha: Schweppe's?
Chip: Schweppe's.
Martha: Yeah, Schweppe's.
Drive thru: You're breaking up. Say it one more time.
Martha & Chip: Schweppe's.
Drive thru: Sorry, I heard two people.
Martha: Okay, Schweppe's.
Drive thru: Say it again?
Chip: Schweppe's! It's a Schweppe's! Can I be over there please? You don't know what you're doing.
[Martha backs up and turns the car around]
Drive thru: Welcome to Que Rico. Can I take your order?
Chip: Do you have any milk water like a Yoo Hoo?
Drive thru: We don't have that.
Chip: Anything from the Slice family?
Drive thru: Don't have it.
Chip: Anything from the Welch's family
Drive thru: No.
Chip: Do you have anything that has any kind of Baja blast in it whether it be Mountain Dew, Pepsi, anything?
Drive thru: Again, no, sir.
Chip: I'll just take a water then.

Ben: I'm in town until harvest.
Chip: Oh, you're a farmer. What do you farm? Dirt?
Ben: No, no, we do almonds, apricots, beans, cabbage, cantaloupe, carrots, citrus, cotton, flax seed, grapes, hay, honeydew, lettuce, nectarines - I got more nectarines. You want a nectarine?
Chip: I'm okay.
Ben: Peaches, plums, rose plants, and watermelon.

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